Chickienobs

 

Developped in our Watson-Crick branch, Chickienobs are one of our most recent projects, designed to solve the world's meat shortage problem.

 

The Chickienob is a bulblike object covered with stippled whitish-yellow skin in the center. Out of the center comes twenty thick fleshy tubes, and at the end of each tube, another bulb grows. Chicken parts, from chicken breasts to drumsticks, are grown in the smaller bulbs. The Chickienob can produce a variety of different chicken parts.

 

A Chickienob has no added growth hormones. It is built with a high growth rate of two weeks, a three-week improvement on the most efficient low-light, high-density chicken farming operation on the market today. 

 

The middle bulb is the Chickienob head, where nutrients are inserted in the mouth opening at the top. The Chickienob's brain functions only relate to digestion, assimilation, and growth. Since there is no use for eyes, beaks, or other chicken-like limbs, they have been removed. Fortunately, our inventors at Watson-Crick have ensured that Chickienobs are unable to feel pain.

 

Invest today in the project that will change meat growth around the world.